oh yeah, and did i mention that i have a sweet-ass job for when i come home? because, well, i do!
Tuesday, August 06, 2002
Wow, I was really pissed off when I wrote that. I'm a little less pissed now, probably because I'm going to be home for good (or until I go to school) on Sunday night. That's right, Sunday August 11 I'm back in Halifax. Hopefully the rest of the summer will make up for what's gone and done. Not that I didn't have a good time in PEI, you guys are great...I just think that for now, and for the most part, Halifax is the place for me. Until of course I go to Mount A on September 5...then my place is at Mount A. Ahhhh..... But thanks for the support guys :o)
Wednesday, July 31, 2002
depression is an ugly thing. i want to be home. not here. home. sunday can't be here fast enough. i don't even know why i want to be at home. one major reason . . . well, maybe two. and i can also start to eat again. but i don't feel hungry . . .
Thursday, July 11, 2002
well, i've got to say. it's good to be home. i might even be looking forward to going back to the island, but it's still great to be here. i'm confused.
well, i've got to say. it's good to be home. i might even be looking forward to going back to the island, but it's still great to be here. i'm confused.
Wednesday, July 10, 2002
Well, it's been a hell of a long time since I've posted, and for that I apologize. I've just been settling in to my new home on the beautiful island of Prince Edward. Now that I've settled, I figure I can take a trip home, and that's what I'm doing tomorrow.
I've got to admit. Living here is much different than I thought it would be. I'm not really sure what I thought it would be like, maybe more relaxed or something... I don't know. I really miss my friends at home, though I've been assured that I haven't missed anything at all. There are a few things that I miss a lot though. Oh well.
This has been a pretty shitty post. I can't even think of any jokes or anything to end off with. I do have to go to work though. This being the internet, I'm not about to say where I'm working, but if you know where it is, stop by and see me. I'll be there until 10.
I've got to admit. Living here is much different than I thought it would be. I'm not really sure what I thought it would be like, maybe more relaxed or something... I don't know. I really miss my friends at home, though I've been assured that I haven't missed anything at all. There are a few things that I miss a lot though. Oh well.
This has been a pretty shitty post. I can't even think of any jokes or anything to end off with. I do have to go to work though. This being the internet, I'm not about to say where I'm working, but if you know where it is, stop by and see me. I'll be there until 10.
Monday, July 01, 2002
More Things You Learn at the Movies...
Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.
Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.
Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
Friday, June 28, 2002
The things you learn at the movies...
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
Most dogs are immortal.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. Even a bad German accent will do.
If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
Most dogs are immortal.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. Even a bad German accent will do.
If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

